Thankyou for your submission. At work I keep having to go
between QWERTY, ABCDEF, and DVORAK keyboards, and that always
gets my fingers in a twist. You see, my POS terminal (cash
register) uses QWERTY 'cos it's a computer. The key pad I use to
switch the music between Greensleaves and Ful Elise was made by
an electronic engineer, so it's ABCDEF. And the soft serve cone
on the top of the van uses DVORAK 'cos it's a converted Russian
nuclear missile.